I met the man of my dreams when I was a mere 18 year old in college. We dated all through college, got married, and here we are 4 kids later and still in love! If I’m being honest, my current fantasies are now centered around a different man…
Do you love your coffee maker too??

Ahh, how needs change.
Oh Yes! Ha Ha!
Mr.Coffee is my secret lover…don’t tell my husband!
Ha Ha! Your secret is safe with me!!
Ha Ha! Thanks!